Friday, November 30, 2007

fatalities...almost

so, thinking about my electrocution the other day got me thinking about all the other almost-fatal accidents i've been involved in. here's a list!

1. electrocution by christmas lights
2. lighting the bulletin on fire at church soph. year of college (yes, i mean ON FIRE!)
3. putting metal in the microwave not knowing it would explode (it just lit on fire). . . again with the fire!
4. running into oncoming traffic on multiple occasions

the list goes on and on. that's all the time i have now, though.

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2 comments:

jer. said...

lol @ church sign.

you and electricity don't mix!!!

Jo said...

Didn't Dad teach you to look both ways before crossing the street? I may have to have a talk with him. :)

Seriously... I'm keeping a good eye on you while you're here lest you burn down our house.